Jeffery Moore » Honor http://www.JefferyMoore.com All things Jeffery Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:01:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= How To Employ the Guy Handshake Hug Combo http://www.JefferyMoore.com/think-on-this/how-to-employ-the-guy-handshake-hug-combo/ http://www.JefferyMoore.com/think-on-this/how-to-employ-the-guy-handshake-hug-combo/#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:04:49 +0000 Jeffery http://jefferymoore.com/?p=50 As literally as we in the church take the apostle Paul, we have no problem skipping over Romans 16:16. Instead of the recommended kiss to greet one another, men of the church have developed the Guy Handshake-Hug Combo.

The GHHC says, “Friends don’t shake hands- friends hug…but not with both hands.”

Here’s some tips on properly employing the Guy Handshake- Hug.

Follow carefully:

1. As you approach the other individual, start the conversation.

2. Extend your right hand for the handshake. Use a firm grip.

3. Don’t let go of the handshake.

4. Extend your left hand around to the back of the person you’re greeting.

5. Slap high, near the shoulder blades- never low on the back or near the belt.

6. Turn your head to the left to avoid facial contact or the awkward moment when
you don’t know which side your head should go and onlookers think the two of
you might kiss.

7. Keep talking.

8. Slap three (3) times. Slap. Do not pat. Patting signals weakness. Slap.
The harder you slap, the manlier you are.

9. Each slap represents one word in the Evangelical Guy Code Book.
Three slaps during the GHHC says, “I’m…not…gay.”

10. Never, ever touch cheeks to another man.

11. Never, ever rest your head on the shoulder of another man.

12. Absolutely never, ever cry on another man’s shoulder.
Remember Ed Norton and Meat Loaf in” Fight Club”?

13. After the three slaps, wait a fraction of a second before pulling away.
Pulling away too quickly sends a similar vibe to patting the other person’s back.

14. Keep talking.

15. Pull back from the hug maneuver and establish proper distance for
talking face to face.

16. Let go of the handshake. Be careful to release the entire hand simultaneously.
Never let one finger linger longer than the others!

17. Keep talking.

18. The move is complete. Congrats on implementing a successful GHHC!

I ‘borrowed’ this from a friend’s page, Stanton Blaylock, the page is at:
http://liveopenly.tumblr.com/page/2

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Be still child
Listen to your heart
Know
I AM

Cry Out!
Call My Name!
Seek me and know
I AM

Reach Out!
Lift up your hands
Need me and know
I AM

Stand up!
Defend what is right
Defend me and know
I AM

Be still my child
Hear my voice
Let me guide you
Because I AM

Cry out, my child
I hear your voice
And will answer you
Because I AM

Reach out, need me, my child
I am waiting
Wishing to take your hand
Because I AM

Stand up my child
I will Protect you
And Proclaim you my child
Because I AM

When you come to me
I am already there waiting
Invite me and know
I AM

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